Halloween Jokes

Q: Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?
A: They’re afraid of flying off the handle.

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
A: Benjamin Frankenstein

Q: What’s a monster’s favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet

Q: What’s a haunted chicken?
A: A poultry-geist

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